Friday, December 14, 2007

fishing show

i was at a bar one time
they had the TV's on at either end of the counter
now, mind you, I usually hate bar TVs
and that the fact that these televisions were on
in a bar that's supposed to be dark and unobtrusive to a Drunk's sensitive peepers.
but these TV's had a fishing show on it
that was fun to watch.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


smackin' yo ass all the way from 76th, it's REVOLUTIONARY PIMP BIRD
ready fo a 'mofo sandwich'??
sheeeeit... you betta be!
cooler than coor's silver bullit-
able to break his knuckles all over yo face-
gobble gobble

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Saturday, April 07, 2007

happy easter

the devil wrote me a love letter last week
but i just dropped it into the singel

what an asshole
he doesn't even have any original ideas
i mean, come on:

what a fag!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

satan's 'go-to guy': AROSAUPHIUS

shrill screams beckon his comming
this beast from the killing fire of damnation
eyes staring madly into yours
into your soul
it knows what you dream about
it smells what you fear
as the cloven demon rides the wind of empty remorse
it stops and takes a piss at an interstate rest stop
heck, demons 'go' too you know
it's too bad he can't conjure away his overactive bladder problems
maybe he should try Zelnorm
is that the stuff that stops the pee-pees?
or is that the 'make my dick bigger' pill?
boy, would that suck if he got 'em mixed-up
he comes to steal the very life's blood from your body
all the while donning a medically enlargened erection that has the perma-drips
the only thing you'd die of is laughter
and then HE'd die of embarrassment
then you'd laugh and laugh
laughing so long and loud that you'd actually fall onto the ground
and grab your side
getting 'in stitches', they used to call it
ho ho ho

THEN he'd kill you in some horrible fashion
probably in a manner not involving his incontinent dick hose


anyway, the goat is scary, take my word for it
i mean, shit... he's riding an asteroid through space/time
all the while shooting fiery projectiles from each hoof
that's pretty damn scary if you ask me

maybe I need to roll him up...

oh, you know what I mean
(D&D players unite)

Friday, March 30, 2007

while I'm at it

i dug deeper into the old memory box
I found some SUPER OG robot stuff, from my original pitch bibles for cartoon network.
here's the second drawing I EVER did of Robot

at one point I thought Robot should wear a 'batman' t-shirt

our favorite freaky brethren, the Yogman twins, were originally more 'tweedle-dee/tweedle-dum'-ish (but still pure EVIL)

and, one of my favorites: at one point while originally pitching the show, some executives thought that Robot should have a human family... so I gave him this:

oh, and I was trying to give robot his first exposed metal body... C-3P0's apparently...

but one thing was always constant:
Robot was a punk
... even when the network thought I should give him a 'real' name
(hence the "M" on his shirt... you'll have to guess what it stands for... I won't tell)

OK... OK...
more NEW art next time
no more looking back

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

oh yeah..?

not to be outdone by mike, here's some robot thumbnails I did for the opening titles...

and a page from the 'nudist' thumbnails as well!

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

art for the modern wall

here's my new installation on the back wall of the BOGERTY BUILDING at 8th and lyndhaven st.
look, 4 poopies are already enjoying it!

(works inspired by napikin art) this:

Thursday, February 22, 2007


i like
i'm living
even though
los angeles

Monday, February 19, 2007


so, since nickelodeon has seen fit to put this cartoon in a crate and store it in that gigantic warehouse next to the arc of the covenant
(that's for you 'indy' fans)
I thought I'd shed some light on a cartoon that I'm really proud of making
and let internet nerds the world-over see what mike and I made
here's that long lost pilot for the cartoon which never was
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Thursday, February 15, 2007

money money money

I've designed another denomination...
this time it's the U.S. 4 dollar bill
don't spend it all in one place
$4 $4 $4 $4

Thursday, February 08, 2007

napkin anyone?

remember those bar napkins I mentioned earlier..?

well, here's a sketch i did at a bar remembering another bar

a vortex immediately opened once i finished this drawing.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

i need money so bad... i gotta make my own

here's my design for the new 12 euro bill
it's made from old chuck taylor tongues and tempra paint.
use it next time you wanna buy hash at the Dampkring