Sunday, November 26, 2006

Friday, November 24, 2006

sgt. john bloomers

while rummaging in my attic I found this old tintype of my distant relative SERGEANT JOHN BLOOMERS,
union cavalryman from the tuchumsa hill brigade
... prestigious!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

there's a secret path...

right past the reflecting pond
on the trail that leads you by the amphitheater
with the 80's style graffiti covering the walls.
all who look can see the path
but who's looking?
and what do they see?
why, it's the ducks!!
marching in straight rows
swaying with each waddle
wearing teeny-weeny hardhats
with teeny-weeny lights
and teeny-weeny pick axes
off they march
along the bank of the pond
and where do they march, I heard that little girl in the back ask...?
to mine delicious powdered pizza flavoring
for 'Pringles' potato chips
they march off to the mines...
the PIZZA TASTE mines

and I smile as I ring my bell in cheer
and pedal just a bit slower
through the park
past the reflecting pool
towards the underpass
and out into my vacation.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

i enjoyed the music that night

notice my homage to ian flemming
when asking myself,
"what do i put between his arms..?"
my itunes replied with an angelicly fruity lullaby

Thursday, October 05, 2006

enough with the porno!

when i'm happy i draw myself like this

oooooh... but when i'm bummed:

incidentally, neither one looks anything like me

Tuesday, October 03, 2006


wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
boop borp moop
you win the boobie!

Sunday, October 01, 2006

when in rome

is this my inspiration for my rash series of nudie drawings?

oh... like you aren't on your way to that site yourself!!

Friday, September 29, 2006


here's another one of my teeny post-its that was quickly colored
i got on a nude kick I guess
pretty odd for me, but it's fun to try new things
more later

Tuesday, September 26, 2006


WATCH as a crudely drawn sketch of a naked female figure becomes a caricature of 'powerpuff girls' creator craig mccracken

Monday, September 25, 2006


spittle flies digitally into the telephone
as the 'post-it' series continues.

Saturday, September 23, 2006


deep in the jungles of cambodia
NASA secret operative is on a mission
protecting our national pride
recovering stolen secrets
from those yellow commie bastards

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Character Bio: GORTHOM the UNDYING

NAME: Gorthom
AGE: 412 years dead
RACE: Half Zombie
EYES: yellow
WEAPONS: dual scimitars
LIKES:mead, deer brains, killing witches, scented candles
DISLIKES: witches, uppity trolls, sharp axes

Friday, September 15, 2006

D&D log 2:

TORGON heals the drunken half zombie GORTHOM with an ill spell of cursed health.
the sudden awakening angers the half zombie and leads to a grumpy morning for both adventurers

Thursday, September 14, 2006

deep in thye dungeon...

TORGON and a strange wandering woodsman witness
the brutal remains of a tortured sex slave...
but wait
first they must do a roll for 'boners'

(they both roll above a '12')

Tuesday, August 29, 2006


in comparison to 'Robot Jones', here's some shots from the latest show
Mike Stern and I teamed-up again and rocked the cartoon world!
it really did turn-out pretty cool
we did a TON of work on it... and i hope it shows!
our old buddy Dan also helped-out and did some BG's for us
the cartoon gangstas are back, bitches!

Mike was talking about having a bash to screen and celebrate
so, I'll make sure all the cool people are invited

Monday, August 28, 2006


oh yeah
i once made a cartoon
you may have seen it
here's some OG scenes
from the 2nd pilot
i did layouts for these scenes
so it kinda looks like the way I was drawing Robot in the beginning

Sunday, August 27, 2006

for those of us who are too 'cool' to carry around a sketchbook, but still gay enough to draw in public, there's always BAR NAPKINS. drawing on these flimsy paper rags with a bic pen is quite a challenge, especially if you like to 'shark it' (to apply excessive force with writing impliment while drawing)
but, alcohol sometimes makes for fun doodles:
*document happenings around you at the bar...
*come-up with new cartoon ideas...
*or, pretend to do some work...


Thursday, August 24, 2006

so, back when I was doing my first storyboards, I used to experement with using different pens and pencils... I actually still do this!
each of my storyboards tends to be a slice of what was going on with my life at the time... and it shows in the art.
here's an old 'Cow and Chicken' storyboard i did all in red PILOT precice V7 pen... trying to get really cool back in 1998(I think):

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

hello cyber buddies (and real buddies)
i finally gave-in and decided to do a blog
hopefully it will make me do more drawings so I can 'keep-up with the Jonses'
well, I hope it's a fun ride!