Ok, so 7 months ago I got a new computer and so my old bootleg copy of 'photoshop' didn't transfer over from my old machine. so, being too cheap to buy a new version I stopped doing computer art at home
happy late St. Patty's Day i bid you all a fond hello and if the merry march month may be kindly to make longer days and celebrate the lifted haze of winter's freezy bellow
and if you find yourself afloat then hide it 'neath a warming grin for you too hold some warmth within whilst gazing at her litter bin and spring has sprung in gungadin and the living world resumes it's spin and lighter is your coat
so Happy late St. Patty's Day and merry the month you will make it hooray for it's no lie my alibi is a leprechauns promise... *** fraggle-dee-gaggle!
i was at a bar one time they had the TV's on at either end of the counter now, mind you, I usually hate bar TVs and that the fact that these televisions were on in a bar that's supposed to be dark and unobtrusive to a Drunk's sensitive peepers. but these TV's had a fishing show on it that was fun to watch.
smackin' yo ass all the way from 76th, it's REVOLUTIONARY PIMP BIRD ready fo a 'mofo sandwich'?? sheeeeit... you betta be! it's REVOLUTIONARY PIMP BIRD cooler than coor's silver bullit- able to break his knuckles all over yo face- it's REVOLUTIONARY PIMP BIRD gobble gobble
shrill screams beckon his comming this beast from the killing fire of damnation eyes staring madly into yours into your soul it knows what you dream about it smells what you fear as the cloven demon rides the wind of empty remorse it stops and takes a piss at an interstate rest stop heck, demons 'go' too you know it's too bad he can't conjure away his overactive bladder problems maybe he should try Zelnorm is that the stuff that stops the pee-pees? or is that the 'make my dick bigger' pill? boy, would that suck if he got 'em mixed-up he comes to steal the very life's blood from your body all the while donning a medically enlargened erection that has the perma-drips the only thing you'd die of is laughter and then HE'd die of embarrassment then you'd laugh and laugh laughing so long and loud that you'd actually fall onto the ground and grab your side getting 'in stitches', they used to call it ho ho ho
THEN he'd kill you in some horrible fashion probably in a manner not involving his incontinent dick hose
anyway, the goat is scary, take my word for it i mean, shit... he's riding an asteroid through space/time all the while shooting fiery projectiles from each hoof that's pretty damn scary if you ask me
i dug deeper into the old memory box I found some SUPER OG robot stuff, from my original pitch bibles for cartoon network. here's the second drawing I EVER did of Robot at one point I thought Robot should wear a 'batman' t-shirt our favorite freaky brethren, the Yogman twins, were originally more 'tweedle-dee/tweedle-dum'-ish (but still pure EVIL) and, one of my favorites: at one point while originally pitching the show, some executives thought that Robot should have a human family... so I gave him this: oh, and I was trying to give robot his first exposed metal body... C-3P0's apparently...
but one thing was always constant: Robot was a punk ... even when the network thought I should give him a 'real' name (hence the "M" on his shirt... you'll have to guess what it stands for... I won't tell) OK... OK... more NEW art next time no more looking back
so, since nickelodeon has seen fit to put this cartoon in a crate and store it in that gigantic warehouse next to the arc of the covenant (that's for you 'indy' fans) I thought I'd shed some light on a cartoon that I'm really proud of making and let internet nerds the world-over see what mike and I made here's that long lost pilot for the cartoon which never was the WIZZARD of KRUDD ...enjoy